you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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