Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I love black thongs
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
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and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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