How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
sex in a hospital.. check
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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