Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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