Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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