If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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