When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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