Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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