The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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