Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
