Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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