she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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