You work out of a Hotel?
you win again, gameday.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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