Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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