i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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