Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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