You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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