I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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