We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You know, be my cock's hype man.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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