i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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