Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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