this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You were trust falling into bushes
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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