someone threw a dead crab at me
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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