i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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