i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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