He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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