My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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