He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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