there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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