We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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