we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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