Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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