come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Is Oprah even human
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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