If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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