Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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