Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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