do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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