We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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