Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
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