Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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