I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Randomize
