Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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