Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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