you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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