that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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