This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
