yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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