And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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