Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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