I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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