she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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