Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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