you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Randomize